Fun with BASH

[R@tNET]

% cat "food in cans"
 cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
 No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
 Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
 Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
 Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
 Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
 Too many ('s.

% make love
 Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
 bad character

% got a light?
 No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
 man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
 Bad substitute.

% %blow
 %blow: No such job.

% \(-
 (-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
 no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
 matter: cannot create

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