WORLD.gr - Fun with BASH

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% cat "food in cans"

 cat: can't open food in cans



% nice man woman

 No manual entry for woman.



% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?

 Unmatched ".



% Unmatched ".

 Unmatched ".



% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

 Missing ].



% ^How did the sex change operation go?^

 Modifier failed.



% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?

 Too many ('s.



% make love

 Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.



% sleep with me

 bad character



% got a light?

 No match.



% man: why did you get a divorce?

 man:: Too many arguments.



% !:say, what is saccharine?

 Bad substitute.



% %blow

 %blow: No such job.



% \(-

 (-: Command not found.



$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense

 no sense in pretending!



$ drink matter

 matter: cannot create
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