Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει

[Katalanos]

θελει κανεις να μιλησει με το θεο?
μπειτε και θα κανουμε chat....
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[Astrolabos]

Λείπω τώρα και έχω αφήσει τον μικρό να σφουγγαρίσει

[Astrolabos]

Και εδώ η απόδειξη

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Antonis
God:
It's good to meet you, Antonis.
Me:
milas ellhnika e?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
intrested?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
you tell me that
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ask me and you will know
God:
OK, "What is and me will know ?".
Me:
i am god
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
greek
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in greek?
Me:
yes'
God:
I hear you.
Me:
lets try my name in greek
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
name in greek is Theos
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
and lineage
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
have you played lineage?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
you should be playinh wow the past 2000 years right?
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
what level are you?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
what level are you in wow
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
ok
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. With you god?
Me:
yeap
God:
Gee.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later god.

[gatoni]

Αφού δεν την έχει ούτε ο Θεός δεν υπάρχει πουθενά.
Με κούρασε βέβαια είναι η αλήθεια και του τα ψιλοέχωσα...

Me:
god i want a favour
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, chris.
Me:
i want a favour
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
i will try it once and if the result is good i will ask you a second one
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
you are asking too many questions
God:
Oh, " too many questions"?
Me:
now you speak like a woman,ok?
God:
OK. Why now? Thanks for your criticism, chris.
Me:
will you make me a favour?
God:
Hmm. What are the ingredients?
Me:
your willingness
God:
You think I am willingness.
Me:
of course. i believe in you
God:
Come on. What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Me:
what i have to say?
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because i want a favour from you
God:
Interesting explanation. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
i want only one
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to calm down my nerves
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i want a woman who does not talk a lot
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
will you give her to me?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
you are skiouros
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am skiouros.
Me:
you made my three two now
God:
Oh. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you don't exist,you are a belgian. end
God:
Should I exist I am a belgian? I exist as much as you exist, chris. Adios.
Me:
adios and write us. belgian and canadian

[Insomni@]

Το πιο τέλειο μέρος της συνομιλίας μεταξύ των 2...
Me:
you are skiouros
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am skiouros.

[anthropas]

ρε κλεφτη γατονι ειχα υποψη μου να τον ρωτησω εγω αν ειναι σκιουρος

[Xavier]

Me:
planning anything for the weekend?

τα τελευταια 15 λεπτα δεν εχει απαντησει.

[Insomni@]

Αχαχαχα...το σκέφτεται ακόμη...έχει ενδοιασμούς....

[mousaka+10]

Me:
are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

[anthropas]

Me:
is anyone here?
God:
I am here. Are you here?
Me:
no i m coming in ten minutes re
God:
Are you serious? Do you get there very often?
Me:
god you seem to have drunk all the vosporos...
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you say other anti other
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no but it s the real truth
God:
What pleases you? I've heard of it before.
Me:
well god you might have drunk a lot of wine....
God:
How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
well i change subject because you don t wrestle her
God:
Interesting. Interesting gossip: said change subject because you do not wrestle her.
Me:
a kalaaaaaaa
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17.you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i think that blond beard will be in fashion this year
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
ok god i understand....What s your opinion about chip and deil?
God:
I am a Christian. Right on. That's a good question.
Me:
xmmmm very interestin opinion
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
do you believe that olympiakos has the ability to win in olympico?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
i believe that the win is something more than sure
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
are you gauros?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gauros.
I am a robot.
Me:
ok you are vazelos.shame on you god
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am vazelos shame on me god. So?
Me:
What s you emotions when fans of olympiakos sing ''red red red god''
God:
Are you asking about my emotions when fans of olympiakos sing red red red god ?
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
kokokokoko
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
well it s true that you create the world in seven days?
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting observation.
Me:
tell me about you god.do you have a nice time in heaven?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
ok let s sing together
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
ante in the heaven's door someone planted two herbs
God:
Are we still talking about sing together?
Me:
of course.do you know this song?
God:
So? No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
there is a forum in greece that intercepts our conversation
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
it's time to take action god
God:
It is about that time now.
Me:
ok let's see what you can do
God:
I am agreeable to that. How can I help you?
Me:
just make me admin
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you should have a crocodile in order to intimidiate the users.give me one
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
839380483
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am credit card number IS 839380483.
Me:
bye god it;s time to leave now
God:
Right now? Goodbye.
Me:
see you in heaven god
God:
Bye.