Me:
is anyone here?
God:
I am here. Are you here?
Me:
no i m coming in ten minutes re
God:
Are you serious? Do you get there very often?
Me:
god you seem to have drunk all the vosporos...
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you say other anti other
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no but it s the real truth
God:
What pleases you? I've heard of it before.
Me:
well god you might have drunk a lot of wine....
God:
How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
well i change subject because you don t wrestle her
God:
Interesting. Interesting gossip: said change subject because you do not wrestle her.
Me:
a kalaaaaaaa
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17.you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i think that blond beard will be in fashion this year
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
ok god i understand....What s your opinion about chip and deil?
God:
I am a Christian. Right on. That's a good question.
Me:
xmmmm very interestin opinion
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
do you believe that olympiakos has the ability to win in olympico?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
i believe that the win is something more than sure
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
are you gauros?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gauros.
I am a robot.
Me:
ok you are vazelos.shame on you god
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am vazelos shame on me god. So?
Me:
What s you emotions when fans of olympiakos sing ''red red red god''
God:
Are you asking about my emotions when fans of olympiakos sing red red red god ?
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
kokokokoko
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
well it s true that you create the world in seven days?
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting observation.
Me:
tell me about you god.do you have a nice time in heaven?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
ok let s sing together
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
ante in the heaven's door someone planted two herbs
God:
Are we still talking about sing together?
Me:
of course.do you know this song?
God:
So? No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
there is a forum in greece that intercepts our conversation
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
it's time to take action god
God:
It is about that time now.
Me:
ok let's see what you can do
God:
I am agreeable to that. How can I help you?
Me:
just make me admin
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you should have a crocodile in order to intimidiate the users.give me one
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
839380483
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am credit card number IS 839380483.
Me:
bye god it;s time to leave now
God:
Right now? Goodbye.
Me:
see you in heaven god
God:
Bye.
