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[Insomni@]

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο Astrolabos

θα κάτσω σπίτι

χαχαχα

[Insomni@]

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο mousaka+10

Me:
you look like a shit
God:
What does a shit look like?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

[Neacel]

Me:
Will AEK take the Greek Championship?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
Why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
It sounds dangerous to you to take AEK the championship?
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
You don't tell us good
God:
Should I tell us good? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm 24 now
God:
Right now? Only 24?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Will Manu take Champions League?
God:
I think so.
Me:
Oh yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Will Thrasiboulos go to A ethniki?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Will Milan be destroyed?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Oh yes God you exist
God:
Woe! Aw. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
But i'm from Belgium
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Belgium.
Me:
I simply don't exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
have a nice day
God:
You too!

[Insomni@]

Χαχα...ωραία συνομιλία...βασικά θρύλος θα ναι ο θεός και σαμποτάρει....

[anthropas]

Ρε Νικο στο θεο μιλας οχι στον Πητ Παπαδακο

[anthropas]

Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, manos.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because i exist before you were born
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information

[Insomni@]

Αυτό που όταν του την λένε συμβιβάζεται δεν μ'αρέσει...

[Kallia]

Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kallia, i have some questions for you...
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is Neacel gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
does he like men?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
alot?
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
is Neacel a fat ass?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Alison is Neacel a fat ass gaylord?
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
it's not gossip if its true!
God:
That seems a bit negative. :-).
Me:
depends on how you look at it
God:
:-) Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Will Andrea Pirlo marry me?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you are GOD...
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so will Pirlo marry me?
God:
Far out. How should I know.
Me:
Will Milan win the Champions league?
God:
I think so.
Me:
will Liverpool pass the Group stage?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
Thanks you've been very helpfull.. cya
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me that I am helpfull. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Alison.
Me:
oti nane....ante gia...
God:
I like the way you talk. Do you still ?

[mousaka+10]

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο Insomni@

Γιατί ρε,μια χαρά είναι η εκπομπή...τί έχει???

Ειναι χαλι μαυρο...

Μ κοβουν τα τραγουδια μου...

[depoina]

Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
are you still sleeping?
God:
Am I still sleeping? Do I look like it?
Me:
you look like a sleepy bastard
God:
What does a sleepy bastard look like?
Me:
like you..anyways I want a favor
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
8ee 3upna gamw to kerato ths hras
God:
Are we still talking about SLEEPING?
Me:
i am talking about an idiot like you are
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
yes 'God is a idiot'
God:
OK. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a idiot.
Me:
Maybe in your previous life you were deaf....shit happens
God:
Perhaps. Are you asking about my previous life me were def? You used a colloquial expression. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I wank
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before
Me:
wash you hand, unzip your trousers and hold it tight
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
it is not a question idiot..it is the instructions to wank
God:
Give me an example of a question idiot. I've heard of it before.
Me:
How am I...god doesn't have pennis...
God:
What is it to you.
I haven't heard of am I, god does not have pennis.
Me:
ok virgin Mary can tell you all about pennis and how to conceive smelling the flowers
God:
All? Hey.
Me:
good wines doc
God:
Thanks for the compliment. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i have to go...keep wanking
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
ok mate
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wines doc. Try being more or less specific. How can I help you?
Me:
suicide...it the best thing you can do
God:
" How can I help you?"? suicide? suicide the best thing me can do?
Me:
sex is a bad thing...it rumbles the clothes
God:
it is more fun alone. Sex rumbles the clothes?
Me:
ayto lew kai egw re papara tosh wra...wank. Bye
God:
See you later!

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