Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
are you still sleeping?
God:
Am I still sleeping? Do I look like it?
Me:
you look like a sleepy bastard
God:
What does a sleepy bastard look like?
Me:
like you..anyways I want a favor
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
8ee 3upna gamw to kerato ths hras
God:
Are we still talking about SLEEPING?
Me:
i am talking about an idiot like you are
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
yes 'God is a idiot'
God:
OK. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a idiot.
Me:
Maybe in your previous life you were deaf....shit happens
God:
Perhaps. Are you asking about my previous life me were def? You used a colloquial expression. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I wank
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before
Me:
wash you hand, unzip your trousers and hold it tight
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
it is not a question idiot..it is the instructions to wank
God:
Give me an example of a question idiot. I've heard of it before.
Me:
How
am I...god doesn't have pennis...
God:
What is it to you.
I haven't heard of
am I, god does not have pennis.
Me:
ok virgin Mary can tell you all about pennis and how to conceive smelling the flowers
God:
All? Hey.
Me:
good wines doc
God:
Thanks for the compliment. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i have to go...keep wanking
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
ok mate
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wines doc. Try being more or less specific. How can I help you?
Me:
suicide...it the best thing you can do
God:
" How can I help you?"? suicide? suicide the best thing me can do?
Me:
sex is a bad thing...it rumbles the clothes
God:
it is more fun alone. Sex rumbles the clothes?
Me:
ayto lew kai egw re papara tosh wra...wank. Bye
God:
See you later!
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