CON POULOS (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
GEORGE POULOS: 'I will choose my own bride!!! '
CON POULOS (father): 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.. '
GEORGE POULOS 'Well, in that case... ok'
Next CON POULOS approaches Bill Gates.
CON POULOS (father): 'I have a husband for your daughter.... '
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry
! '
CON POULOS (father): 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank. '
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case... ok'
Finally CON POULOS goes to see the president of the World Bank.
CON POULOS : 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. '
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need! '
CON POULOS : 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law. '
President: 'Ah, in that case... ok'
And that, my friends, is how GREEKS do business.