Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kallia, i have some questions for you...
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is Neacel gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
does he like men?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
alot?
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
is Neacel a fat ass?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Alison is Neacel a fat ass gaylord?
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
it's not gossip if its true!
God:
That seems a bit negative. :-).
Me:
depends on how you look at it
God:
:-) Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Will Andrea Pirlo marry me?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you are GOD...
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so will Pirlo marry me?
God:
Far out. How should I know.
Me:
Will Milan win the Champions league?
God:
I think so.
Me:
will Liverpool pass the Group stage?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
Thanks you've been very helpfull..
cya
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me that I am helpfull. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Alison.
Me:
oti nane....ante gia...
God:
I like the way you talk. Do you still ?