Κορυφαίες ατάκες από ταινίες και σειρές

[gatoni]

Βέγγος: "Πελάααααααααααααα αααααατες μου !!!"

[Liverpoulaios]

SHOW ME THE MONEY

[aitherovamon]

Persians,Come and get them...

[pink]

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο aitherovamon

Persians,Come and get them...

Αν σου πω οτι την ατακα αυτη την ειχα πει εγω πριν απ' τον Leonidas?? (χωρις πλακα ομως!)

[Karmakosmik]

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f**king khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. -Fight Club

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. -Apocalypse Now

F**K! MOTHERF**ING SHIT!!! DO YOU F**KING KNOW HOW FU**ING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT! F**K!

I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. -Pulp Fiction


Victims; aren't we all? -The Crow

I am the Dude,man!!! -The Big Lebowski

I can't wait to wipe that f**king smirk right off of your face. -The Departed

Rob: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Rob: Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. I guess I never got over Charlie. -High Fidelity

Cartman: Don't mind Kyle, he's just got a little sand in his girl thingy!
Kyle : I DON'T HAVE SAND IN MY girl thingy!

Kyle:Where did you find all that semen?
Cartman: and also a sixth grader made me suck it out of a hose....
Kyle: Out of a hose?
Cartman: Yeah,isn't that weird?

[spiderman]

Διονύσης Παπαγιαννόπουλος σε Λάμπρο Κωνσταντάρα :
" Τη χούφτωσες ?? Χούφτωστην χούφτωστην"

Στάθης Ψάλτης :
"Κούλαααααααααααααααααα ... πολύ κωλόπαιδο ο Κυριάκος"

Τζόι (Friends) :
"how u doin' ??"

[oktoa21]

Ταινία: Κίτρινα Γάντια
Πρωταγωνιστές: Σταυρίδης, Γκιωνάκης
Βλέπει ο Σταυρίδης μια φωτογραφία στον τοίχο ενώ περιμένει να του σερβίρει ο Μπρίλης (Γκιωνάκης) την πορτοκαλάδα από πορτοκάλια που με τόσο κόπο κατάφερε να παραγγείλει. Κοιτάζοντας λοιπόν την φωτογραφία ρωτάει τον Γκιωνάκη: Ρε συ, ο Παλαιών Πατρών Γερμανός είναι αυτός;
Και ο Γκιωνάκης απαντάει το αμίμητο: Όχι, Έλληνας είναι!!!

[Kallia]

Silence of the lamps

Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Scent of a Woman

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here. Ρεσιτάλ ο άνθρωπος…

[paullina]

ΘΕΟΠΟΥΛΑ : Στη γιορτή της μάνας ,ο γιός μου,μου έκανε δώρο την κοντή.
Αλλα δεν είχε κάρτα αλλαγής στην τσάντα....

[oktoa21]

Τηλεοπτική Σειρά: Δύο Ξένοι
Πρωταγωνίστρια: Ντίνα Κώνστα
Νεαρός φλερτάρει επίμονα την Ντένη Μαρκορά και την παρακαλά: «Κυριά Μαρκορά, σας παρακαλώ δώστε μου μία ευκαιρία»
Και η Ντένη τον αποστομώνει με την εξής δολοφονική ατάκα:
«Οι ευκαιρίες χρυσό μου δεν χαρίζονται. Κερδίζονται»