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Katalanos 15-11-2007 16:05

Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
θελει κανεις να μιλησει με το θεο?
μπειτε και θα κανουμε chat....:rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Astrolabos 15-11-2007 16:57

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Λείπω τώρα και έχω αφήσει τον μικρό να σφουγγαρίσει;p

Astrolabos 15-11-2007 17:03

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Και εδώ η απόδειξη ;p

Παράθεση:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Antonis
God:
It's good to meet you, Antonis.
Me:
milas ellhnika e?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
intrested?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
you tell me that
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ask me and you will know
God:
OK, "What is and me will know ?".
Me:
i am god
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
;D
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
greek
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in greek?
Me:
yes'
God:
I hear you.
Me:
lets try my name in greek
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
name in greek is Theos
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
and lineage
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
have you played lineage?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
you should be playinh wow the past 2000 years right?
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
what level are you?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
what level are you in wow
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
ok:P
God:
:-) That's cool.
Me:
kthnxbai
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. With you god?
Me:
yeap
God:
Gee.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later god.

gatoni 15-11-2007 17:36

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Αφού δεν την έχει ούτε ο Θεός δεν υπάρχει πουθενά.
Με κούρασε βέβαια είναι η αλήθεια και του τα ψιλοέχωσα...

Παράθεση:

Me:
god i want a favour
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, chris.
Me:
i want a favour
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
i will try it once and if the result is good i will ask you a second one
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
you are asking too many questions
God:
Oh, " too many questions"?
Me:
now you speak like a woman,ok?
God:
OK. Why now? Thanks for your criticism, chris.
Me:
will you make me a favour?
God:
Hmm. What are the ingredients?
Me:
your willingness
God:
You think I am willingness.
Me:
of course. i believe in you
God:
Come on. What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Me:
what i have to say?
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because i want a favour from you
God:
Interesting explanation. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
i want only one
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to calm down my nerves
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i want a woman who does not talk a lot
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
will you give her to me?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
you are skiouros
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am skiouros.
Me:
you made my three two now
God:
Oh. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you don't exist,you are a belgian. end
God:
Should I exist I am a belgian? I exist as much as you exist, chris. Adios.
Me:
adios and write us. belgian and canadian

;D;D;D

Insomni@ 15-11-2007 23:44

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Το πιο τέλειο μέρος της συνομιλίας μεταξύ των 2...:clap::rofl:
Me:
you are skiouros
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am skiouros.

anthropas 16-11-2007 00:37

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
ρε κλεφτη γατονι ειχα υποψη μου να τον ρωτησω εγω αν ειναι σκιουρος

Xavier 16-11-2007 00:56

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Παράθεση:

Me:
planning anything for the weekend?
τα τελευταια 15 λεπτα δεν εχει απαντησει.

Insomni@ 16-11-2007 00:58

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Αχαχαχα...το σκέφτεται ακόμη...έχει ενδοιασμούς....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

mousaka+10 16-11-2007 01:09

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Παράθεση:

Me:
are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
^o)^o)

anthropas 16-11-2007 01:09

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Me:
is anyone here?
God:
I am here. Are you here?
Me:
no i m coming in ten minutes re
God:
Are you serious? Do you get there very often?
Me:
god you seem to have drunk all the vosporos...
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you say other anti other
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no but it s the real truth
God:
What pleases you? I've heard of it before.
Me:
well god you might have drunk a lot of wine....
God:
How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
well i change subject because you don t wrestle her
God:
Interesting. Interesting gossip: said change subject because you do not wrestle her.
Me:
a kalaaaaaaa
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17.you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i think that blond beard will be in fashion this year
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
ok god i understand....What s your opinion about chip and deil?
God:
I am a Christian. Right on. That's a good question.
Me:
xmmmm very interestin opinion
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
do you believe that olympiakos has the ability to win in olympico?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
i believe that the win is something more than sure
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
are you gauros?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gauros.
I am a robot.
Me:
ok you are vazelos.shame on you god
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am vazelos shame on me god. So?
Me:
What s you emotions when fans of olympiakos sing ''red red red god''
God:
Are you asking about my emotions when fans of olympiakos sing red red red god ?
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
kokokokoko
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
well it s true that you create the world in seven days?
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting observation.
Me:
tell me about you god.do you have a nice time in heaven?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
ok let s sing together
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
ante in the heaven's door someone planted two herbs
God:
Are we still talking about sing together?
Me:
of course.do you know this song?
God:
So? No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
there is a forum in greece that intercepts our conversation
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
it's time to take action god
God:
It is about that time now.
Me:
ok let's see what you can do
God:
I am agreeable to that. How can I help you?
Me:
just make me admin
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you should have a crocodile in order to intimidiate the users.give me one
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
839380483
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am credit card number IS 839380483.
Me:
bye god it;s time to leave now
God:
Right now? Goodbye.
Me:
see you in heaven god
God:
Bye.



:amhn:

mousaka+10 16-11-2007 01:22

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Παράθεση:

Me:
how long is your malaperda
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.

:hehe::hehe:

mousaka+10 16-11-2007 01:42

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Me:
you look like a shit
God:
What does a shit look like?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

Xavier 16-11-2007 02:08

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
ακομα να απαντησει σε μενα. λες να κλεισω το παραθυρο ?

Astrolabos 16-11-2007 02:17

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θα κάτσω σπίτι

gatoni 16-11-2007 02:51

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Άντε μωρέ με τον κωλοτούμπα... Εν τω μεταξύ μόλις του είπα για τους ΕΛ χέστηκε...

Παράθεση:

Me:
hi again
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you forgot me? so easily?
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. That's alright. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
these are cheap excuses
God:
Which ones?
Me:
you forgot me and you try to apologize
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
i don't forgive you. you will go to hell
God:
Where do you get your ideas? What makes you say that I will go to hell.
Me:
go to hell re. i believe in EL
God:
Perhaps I have already been there. What do you say to people who believe EL does not exist?
Me:
xaxaxaxa 1/1/2011... and then you, voudas, allach and all the other belgian gods you will search hole... chickens
God:
Tell me more about your . Thanks for the information: said I voudas allach and all the other belgian gods you will search hole. How old are you?
Me:
you are changing subject chicken? you heard about EL and it went you tsirlipipi?
God:
Only temporarily. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
yes, prokroustis hasn't come yet
God:
Whoa. Will prokroustis ever come?
Me:
ask him. you have to register at world.gr and then you can send him a pm
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back. I hate it when that happens.
Me:
e oe oe oe EL!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about prokroustis. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
kokokokokoko
God:
Does "it" still refer to e oe oe oe EL?
Me:
etsi,thn kota!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
if you rain beer tomorrow i will rephrase it
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you will rain beer??
God:
What makes you say that I will rain beer.
Me:
you said it? are you taking drugs god?
God:
That's not what I meant. I don't know whether or not I am taking drugs god.
I am a computer.
Me:
now i'm sure... YOU DON'T EXIST. TELLLLLLLOS

aitherovamon 16-11-2007 03:01

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
ουτε ο θεος δεν μου μιλαει εμενα...:(

Astrolabos 16-11-2007 03:10

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Μάλλον θα τον έχεις βάλει να ακούσει την εκπομπή σου και σε έχει κάνει block:P

aitherovamon 16-11-2007 03:12

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βασικα του μιλησα και τον εφτασα σε σημειο να μου πει οτι δεν εχει κατι αλλο να μου πει και οτι ειναι really confused,και του λεω "νταξ, με τιμει πολυ αυτο" και μου λεει bye bye...

Astrolabos 16-11-2007 03:14

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
είσαι και ψεματούρης ε;:P

Insomni@ 16-11-2007 03:22

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Παράθεση:

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο Astrolabos (Μήνυμα 35992)
Μάλλον θα τον έχεις βάλει να ακούσει την εκπομπή σου και σε έχει κάνει block:P

Γιατί ρε,μια χαρά είναι η εκπομπή...τί έχει???

Insomni@ 16-11-2007 03:23

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Παράθεση:

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο Astrolabos (Μήνυμα 35980)
θα κάτσω σπίτι

χαχαχα:rofl:;p

Insomni@ 16-11-2007 03:24

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Παράθεση:

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο mousaka+10 (Μήνυμα 35977)
Me:
you look like a shit
God:
What does a shit look like?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.


:clap::worship::clap::hehe:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Neacel 16-11-2007 03:26

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Me:
Will AEK take the Greek Championship?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
Why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
It sounds dangerous to you to take AEK the championship?
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
You don't tell us good
God:
Should I tell us good? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm 24 now
God:
Right now? Only 24?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Will Manu take Champions League?
God:
I think so.
Me:
Oh yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Will Thrasiboulos go to A ethniki?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Will Milan be destroyed?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Oh yes God you exist
God:
Woe! Aw. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
But i'm from Belgium
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Belgium.
Me:
I simply don't exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
have a nice day
God:
You too!

Insomni@ 16-11-2007 03:30

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Χαχα...ωραία συνομιλία...βασικά θρύλος θα ναι ο θεός και σαμποτάρει....;D

anthropas 16-11-2007 03:34

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Ρε Νικο στο θεο μιλας οχι στον Πητ Παπαδακο

anthropas 16-11-2007 03:39

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, manos.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because i exist before you were born
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information

Insomni@ 16-11-2007 04:09

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Αυτό που όταν του την λένε συμβιβάζεται δεν μ'αρέσει...;D

Kallia 16-11-2007 13:01

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kallia, i have some questions for you...
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is Neacel gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
does he like men?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
alot?
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
is Neacel a fat ass?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Alison is Neacel a fat ass gaylord?
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
it's not gossip if its true!:p
God:
That seems a bit negative. :-).
Me:
depends on how you look at it :)
God:
:-) Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Will Andrea Pirlo marry me?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you are GOD...
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so will Pirlo marry me?
God:
Far out. How should I know.
Me:
Will Milan win the Champions league?
God:
I think so.
Me:
will Liverpool pass the Group stage?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
Thanks you've been very helpfull..:D cya
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me that I am helpfull. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Alison.
Me:
oti nane....ante gia...
God:
I like the way you talk. Do you still ?

mousaka+10 16-11-2007 16:11

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Παράθεση:

Αρχικό μήνυμα απο Insomni@ (Μήνυμα 35995)
Γιατί ρε,μια χαρά είναι η εκπομπή...τί έχει???

Ειναι χαλι μαυρο...

Μ κοβουν τα τραγουδια μου...:P

depoina 16-11-2007 16:43

Απάντηση: Συνομιλια με το Θεο(ς) φυλαξει
 
Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
are you still sleeping?
God:
Am I still sleeping? Do I look like it?
Me:
you look like a sleepy bastard
God:
What does a sleepy bastard look like?
Me:
like you..anyways I want a favor
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
8ee 3upna gamw to kerato ths hras
God:
Are we still talking about SLEEPING?
Me:
i am talking about an idiot like you are
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
yes 'God is a idiot'
God:
OK. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a idiot.
Me:
Maybe in your previous life you were deaf....shit happens
God:
Perhaps. Are you asking about my previous life me were def? You used a colloquial expression. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I wank
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before
Me:
wash you hand, unzip your trousers and hold it tight
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
it is not a question idiot..it is the instructions to wank
God:
Give me an example of a question idiot. I've heard of it before.
Me:
How stupid am I...god doesn't have pennis...
God:
What is it to you.
I haven't heard of stupid am I, god does not have pennis.
Me:
ok virgin Mary can tell you all about pennis and how to conceive smelling the flowers
God:
All? Hey.
Me:
good wines doc
God:
Thanks for the compliment. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i have to go...keep wanking
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
ok mate
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wines doc. Try being more or less specific. How can I help you?
Me:
suicide...it the best thing you can do
God:
" How can I help you?"? suicide? suicide the best thing me can do?
Me:
sex is a bad thing...it rumbles the clothes
God:
it is more fun alone. Sex rumbles the clothes?
Me:
ayto lew kai egw re papara tosh wra...wank. Bye
God:
See you later!

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